![]() ![]() Other terrorists are also thrown out the windows to land on police cars. The action consists of crawling through air vents, setting fires in order to call the fire department, picking off the terrorists one by one, ending in a fight where the leader gets thrown off the roof, to crash to his death 86 floors below. However there is a fly in the ointment in that there are - in this case - two good guys loose in the building trying to spoke their plans. The bad guys claim to be a international terrorist group in order to avoid detection of their real motive. The plot is: Tall high rise is taken over by terrorists, this building have a brand new state of the art electronic security system, that allows you to monitor and control the building from 1 central location. You might want to watch the film if you are masochistic or have nothing better to do (like watching paint dry?). If you are a man, the only thing that will hold your attention are the scenes where Anna Nicole Smith shows off her transplants. Imagine that you put Barb Wire in a skyscraper, after the Die Hard model, add incredibly stupid dialog, and some free swinging 48" (or however big Anna Nicole Smith's mammaries are) appendages. Lots of stuff gets blowed up real good! Get the pony keg and the nachos, dude! Now that's some red-blooded American entertainment. I would suggest a double feature for a night of viewing, this film and David Heavener's KILL CRAZY(see my review of that film as well). I feel that this movie is best enjoyed under the influence of several adult beverages. Anyone familiar with the work of Andy Sidaris will be in familiar territory here. Everything about this film screams: "Don't take me seriously!" On that level, the discriminating fan of bad action films will enjoy this heartily. There are a ton of explosions on offer, which are nicely photographed, but are so (I'll risk using the word again) gratuitous that the plot (most obvious Die Hard rip-off ever) can't be taken seriously for more than a nanosecond. From Anna's non-existent acting, to the bad scenery-chewing performance of the actor playing the lead terrorist (just what country is he supposed to be from, Badaccentia?), this is prime Badfilm. You'll laugh until tears flow from your eyes, not believing the sights and sounds assaulting your being from the screen. Check the gratuitous shower scene about 10 minutes into the movie if you don't get me. Description above from the Wikipedia article Anna Nicole Smith, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.If you turn the number sideways, you'll see why I gave this movie an 8. Within the final six months of her life, Smith was the focus of renewed press coverage surrounding the death of her son, Daniel and the paternity and custody battle over her biological daughter Dannielynn. She died on Februin a Hollywood, Floridahotel room as a result of an overdose of prescription drugs. Supreme Court on a question of federal jurisdiction. Following Marshall's death, Smith began a lengthy legal battle over a share of his estate her case, Marshall v. Howard Marshall, 62 years her senior, resulted in speculation that she married the octogenarian for his money, which she denied. ![]() ![]() Her highly publicized second marriage to oil business mogul J. Smith dropped out of high school and was married in 1985. She modeled for clothing companies, including Guess jeans and Lane Bryant. Smith first gained popularity in Playboy, becoming the 1993 Playmate of the Year. Anna Nicole Smith (Novem– February 8, 2007) was an American model, actress and television personality. ![]()
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